i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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