I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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