You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I am naked and annoyed.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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