Swine flu. Run for my life!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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