Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
birth control should be required to get into college
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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