Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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