what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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