he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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