What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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