After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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