WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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