One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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