Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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