help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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