I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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