pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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