I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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