just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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