New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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