I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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