are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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