Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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