Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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