He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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