Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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