i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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