well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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