Soap is not a condiment
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
