the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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