is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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