Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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