The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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