Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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