I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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