i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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