Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
