even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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