I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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