Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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