I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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