just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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