So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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