She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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