You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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