airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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