oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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