You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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