if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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