Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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