my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just pee around me
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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